On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When
you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change
to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully
place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take
out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You
will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally tested"
Now
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I
am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson
Company".
DPetty 
