| A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest
element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium."
Administratium has 1
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant
deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called
morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons.
Since Administratium
has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes
every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium
causes one reaction
to take over 4 days
to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it
does not decay but instead undergoes a
reorganization, in which a
portion of the assistant
neutrons and
deputy neutrons
and assistant
deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization
causes some morons
to become neutrons
forming isodopes.
This characteristic
of moron-promotion
leads some scientists
to speculate that Administratium
is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass."
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